So my friend kept rhyming, and it was bugging me. So I ended up retaliating with my own.

Me:
Rhyme if you got the time, but cherish em or perish them. So stop the Rhyme, cause you did crime, and we can all get back to our lives, Which will soon be covered in knives. Because you’re rhyming is terrible, it’s absolutely unbearable, and I’d rather slash my throat, then listen to speach, similiar to a goat.

Him:
what

Me:
Don’t say what, because now we’re in a rut. I thought you understood, but apparently you had a terrible childhood. For you don’t understand rhymes, but fear not, give it time. I’m sure you will eventually find, that you finally have been assigned. A role in the world, that has just been unfurled. It’s all of your future, it’s a job at mcdonalds

Him:
dont quit your day job

Me:
I have no job

Him:
well

Him:
quit your not-job of rhyming

Me:
Why quit rhyming, if you have great timing. I’ve suffered through yours, so I didn’t expect you to deplore. That’s quite hypocritical, and can even be synical, so stop with the hate, cause you’re going to be late, to that new job I just assigned you.

Him:
what?

Me:
So here’s the next checkpoint, you work at a food joint, I’m sure you’ll like it there, because the pay is quite fair. You may hate the enviroment, but don’t be quick to give judgement. If you work past the slavery, then back it up with bravery, I’m sure you’ll find your job, quite enjoyable.

Him:
im leaving. 


SCORE 1 FOR ME 

So, when people on skype start to confuse me with their weird way’s of speech like:
“Jaaa”
“Raaa”
“Brarrr”
etc. you get the point. Anyways, when people on skype do this, conversations tend to lead to things like, Wheres waldo, and Koala exhibits

Sooo…..Here:
 
Can you find Koaldo? 

Well as to my reasoning’s for vanishing for….well, ever since super moon….

Here:

 Too much time on this game, and more, has caused me to forget about the real world as of late…..

Still, I’m back to the world of the real finally, and hopefully I won’t slip back into it again. At least not soon. I think.

So to make up in a formal apology, I’d like to show off my latest creation.

I’m sad now

So I was gonna search up my last post as one of my character (Barnaby from Tiger &Bunny) cause you know, I role-play and stuff. Well…. I messed up and typed Barnavi, and stuff. So that got me thinking…..

Once again I have completed the internet 

HOLY MOTHERFU-

I can believe this idea never came to mind! I’m such a moron!

Done, The internet is complete now. 

So I decided “Hey let’s go have a super awesome getaway weekend trip” and what do you know it happened!

So I go and have super awesome megalo fun time, with some friends.
And I come home to find my a distant relative sitting in my house, with a broom. Also the house is destroyed.
So we had a conversation, it went like this:
Me: “Ummm why are you here?”
Him: “No reason”
Me: “That’s not a straight answer”
Him: “Then to clean your house”
Me: “It was fine when I left”
Him: “Nuh uh, it was like this!”
Me:” Did you do this?”
Him: “Ye-I MEAN NO, Of course not, don’t be so foolish. What do you think you’re accusing me off. I Sir, am Appalled that you would blame me for this. I relative even! Haven’t we spent years together having fun, and hanging out, Why can’t you trust me in this one instance. This ONE time I get to see you.
Me: