Devalious Land

How to make someone rage-quit off of skype

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:18:58 -0400

So my friend kept rhyming, and it was bugging me. So I ended up retaliating with my own.

Me:
Rhyme if you got the time, but cherish em or perish them. So stop the Rhyme, cause you did crime, and we can all get back to our lives, Which will soon be covered in knives. Because you’re rhyming is terrible, it’s absolutely unbearable, and I’d rather slash my throat, then listen to speach, similiar to a goat.

Him:
what

Me:
Don’t say what, because now we’re in a rut. I thought you understood, but apparently you had a terrible childhood. For you don’t understand rhymes, but fear not, give it time. I’m sure you will eventually find, that you finally have been assigned. A role in the world, that has just been unfurled. It’s all of your future, it’s a job at mcdonalds

Him:
dont quit your day job

Me:
I have no job

Him:
well

Him:
quit your not-job of rhyming

Me:
Why quit rhyming, if you have great timing. I’ve suffered through yours, so I didn’t expect you to deplore. That’s quite hypocritical, and can even be synical, so stop with the hate, cause you’re going to be late, to that new job I just assigned you.

Him:
what?

Me:
So here’s the next checkpoint, you work at a food joint, I’m sure you’ll like it there, because the pay is quite fair. You may hate the enviroment, but don’t be quick to give judgement. If you work past the slavery, then back it up with bravery, I’m sure you’ll find your job, quite enjoyable.

Him:
im leaving.

SCORE 1 FOR ME

When skype people start to confuse me....

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 02:09:37 -0400

So, when people on skype start to confuse me with their weird way’s of speech like:
“Jaaa”
“Raaa”
“Brarrr”
etc. you get the point. Anyways, when people on skype do this, conversations tend to lead to things like, Wheres waldo, and Koala exhibits

Sooo…..Here:

Can you find Koaldo?

So I know I've been gone lately...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:27:08 -0400

Well as to my reasoning’s for vanishing for….well, ever since super moon….

Here:

Too much time on this game, and more, has caused me to forget about the real world as of late…..

Still, I’m back to the world of the real finally, and hopefully I won’t slip back into it again. At least not soon. I think.

So to make up in a formal apology, I’d like to show off my latest creation.

So I heard about super moon

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:14:27 -0400

I’m sad now

I'm starting to like making gifs part 2

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:57:00 -0400

I'm starting to like making gifs

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:26:52 -0400

You know those times, you know, when you fail at typing?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:29:53 -0400

So I was gonna search up my last post as one of my character (Barnaby from Tiger &Bunny) cause you know, I role-play and stuff. Well…. I messed up and typed Barnavi, and stuff. So that got me thinking…..

Once again I have completed the internet

My reaction the the latest Kaminomi chapter

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:13:15 -0400

HOLY MOTHERFU-

Why didn't I think of this earlier!

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:04:00 -0400

I can believe this idea never came to mind! I’m such a moron!

Done, The internet is complete now.

Remind me to never leave my house please

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 19:24:31 -0400

So I decided “Hey let’s go have a super awesome getaway weekend trip” and what do you know it happened!

So I go and have super awesome megalo fun time, with some friends.
And I come home to find my a distant relative sitting in my house, with a broom. Also the house is destroyed.
So we had a conversation, it went like this:
Me: “Ummm why are you here?”
Him: “No reason”
Me: “That’s not a straight answer”
Him: “Then to clean your house”
Me: “It was fine when I left”
Him: “Nuh uh, it was like this!”
Me:” Did you do this?”
Him: “Ye-I MEAN NO, Of course not, don’t be so foolish. What do you think you’re accusing me off. I Sir, am Appalled that you would blame me for this. I relative even! Haven’t we spent years together having fun, and hanging out, Why can’t you trust me in this one instance. This ONE time I get to see you.
Me:

You ever get the feeling that people don't understand that your ideals are better than theirs?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 03:30:42 -0500

yeah it happens to me ALL the time, I mean come on…. I’m always right! when am I ever wrong!

To sora:

Aww snap I went there. And just to be clear, I won. End of conversation. All other opinions are invalid. Now and indefinitely. Forever more.

Also before you ask yourself “Wheres the hells the random half-ass..I MEAN epic cropping in this post.” I got you covered, so you don’t feel like you have something empty on the inside of your heart when you lay on your bed and stare at the ceiling.

A request from a dear friend known as Sora

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 01:03:18 -0500

I feel horrible for making this, but ehh Ill get over it. Anyways this was a request from a person who TOTALLY isn’t sora in any way.

On a side note, check out this shit!

OH! and if you haven’t guessed my daily schedule yet, it goes a little something like this:

Wake up

Kick ass with sora

Role play with friends / Be a pro cropper

Game

And then realize

The Lamentation of the worlds best cropper

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:28:00 -0500

Ahh cropping, I love it. I even get requests for some because of my dynamic skills.
Like these:

And finally finished with these few. Now if anyone requests ANY more (For the meantime) My immediate response shall be:

Did I mention I made more?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 04:56:00 -0500

Once more they are everywhere

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 04:48:00 -0500

You see, I have these two stalkers and all.
They aren’t friendly either

Sora

Silver

The worst part is that they are the only people following me, so they most likely see this. Im totally dead… yep

Oh well, might as well stare at this

Which btw I made

They are everywhere

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 04:34:03 -0500

So uhh apparently after 2 sec of having a tumblr account I have stalkers. Joy